Do your books ever call out to you? Well, I recently bought some books at the wrong time, just before a period of exams. The little temptresses would not leave me alone.
This is what happened:
Temptresses My books are winking at me baring their supple covers, saying, “place your hands along my spine stroke my elegant, smooth, cover feel the weight of my ample pages pull apart my covers and admire my naked pages plunge yourself into my depths lose yourself in otherworldly pleasure read me now”
Meditations of Lambchop 